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3)
The donkey
Once
Nasreddin wanted to go to the market with six donkeys. After an hour, he was
tired and sat on one of them. He counted the donkeys, and there were only
five, so he got down, he wanted to find the sixth. He looked, and looked
around, but couldn’t find it, so he went back to the donkeys and counted them
again. There were six, so he got up and they rode on. After a few minutes, he
counted the donkeys, and again there were only five. While he was counting, a
friend of him came, and Nasreddin said to him, "I left home with six
donkeys, then I had five, then six, and now I have only five. One, two, three,
four, five." "But Nasreddin," said his friend, "you are
sitting on a donkey, that is the sixth, and you are the seventh!"
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2)
An electric car
A
man wanted to build an electric car. On weekdays, he worked in a factory in the city, but on weekends, he worked at home in the country on his electric car. Every Monday at the factory, he told his colleagues about his work on the car, but he was
never very happy. But one Monday morning, he came to the factory and said to them, "I’ve done it; I have driven by electricity from my
house to the factory!" His colleagues were all very happy. "How
much did it cost," they said, "three hundred and two Euros,"
he replied, (answer) "two Euros for the electricity and three hundred euros for electric wires from my house to the car."
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1)
Two glasses of beer
A
man went to a pub every day and ordered two glasses of beer. He drank them and then ordered two new ones. Once the waiter asked him, "Why do you order two glasses of
beer, why don’t you have a large glass?" The man answered: "Because
I don’t drink alone, I drink with my friend." But after three days the man
came to the bar and ordered only one small glass of beer. "Oh," said the waiter, "has your friend died?"
"Oh, no," said the man. "He's healthy, the beer is for him, I
don’t drink anymore. My doctor does not want
me to drink because it's not healthy for
me."
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