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The post office box
When
you have a post-office box, the postman will no longer bring letters, but you
will go to the post office yourself and receive your letters and parcels from
the box. The box is locked, and you have the key, so the letters are pretty
safe. One day, a head of school wrote to the post office and applied for
a box for his school. He soon got an answer saying, "We'll give you a PO
Box in a month." Three months later, the headmaster wrote to the
post-office again, "Why don’t we have a PO box yet?" That was the
reply from the post office: "Dear Sir, we set up a post office box for
you two months ago and wrote to you announcing it. Here is the key to your
box, you will find our letter to you in it."
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In the same office
Mr
Miller and Mr Smith worked in the same office. One day, Mr Miller told Mr
Smith that he would organize a party at his home the following Wednesday
evening and asked whether Mr Smith and his wife wanted to come too. Mr Smith
thanked him for the invitation, saying that they would probably be free, but
that he wanted to call his wife first, to be sure his wife did not want to go
anywhere that night. Mr Smith went to the other room to telephone. When he
came back, he looked very surprised and Mr Miller asked what was going on and
whether he had talked to his wife. Mr Smith gave a negative answer and said,
"She was not there, my little son was on the phone, and I said to him,
"Is your mother there, David?" And he replied, "No, she is not
in the house." "Where is she?" I asked. "She's out of the
house somewhere." "What is she doing?" "She's looking for
me."
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A few days before Christmas
It
was a few days before Christmas, and when the office closed at half past six,
most of the young men and women stayed and had a party. They ate and drank,
danced, laughed and sang songs, and nobody wanted to go home. But John had a
wife at home, and lived quite far from the city. Every few minutes he looked
at the clock, and finally, when it was already very late, he wanted to leave.
"John," his co-workers shouted. "You don’t want to leave, do
you? Why don’t you stay and enjoy the party?" "I don’t want to
go," said John. "I'm just going down to the train station to miss the
last train home. I'll be back in a few minutes."
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Mrs Miller’s telephone number
The
phone number of Mrs Miller was three-four-six-three, and the number of the
cinema in her city three-four-six-four, so people often made a mistake and
called her instead of the cinema. One evening, the telephone rang again and
Mrs Miller answered the phone. A tired man's voice asked, "When do you
start your last movie?" "I'm sorry," said Mrs Miller,
"but you dialled the wrong number, this is not the cinema."
"Oh, it started twenty minutes ago," said the man. "That's too
bad. Thank you! Goodbye." Mrs Miller was very surprised, so she told her
husband. He laughed and said: "The man's wife wanted to go to the
movies, but he felt tired, so he called the cinema. His wife could hear him,
but could not hear you. Tonight they will stay at home, and the man is
happy!"
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