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3)
The violin
Henry
left school last June and his friend Max asked him what he wanted to do
because he did not like work. Henry replied that he would study at the Music
Conservatory. Henry went to the conservatory, but did not study much. He
played games, danced and enjoyed life, but never had much money. Then
holidays came and he went home to visit Max. His friend curiously asked him:
"How are you, Henry?" "Very well," was the answer,
"but my father is not very nice, I wrote to ask him for five hundred
euros for a new violin, but he did not send me the money, he sent me a
violin."
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Brighton
Last
summer Mr and Mrs Miller went to Brighton on vacation. Brighton is a seaside
city in England. Mr Miller likes fishing, and on the first day he asked his
wife whether she would go to sea with him to do some fishing. His wife did
not feel like it because it was cold and windy that day, so Mr Miller went
alone in a boat and fished for several hours. But he did not catch anything
except a piece of paper in a bottle and on it the name of a fish shop in
town. He went back to the hotel and gave it to his wife. "How did you
catch that?" she asked him. "A diver, hung it on my hook,"
replied Mr Miller.
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A big party
At
Christmas there was a big party in the house. Guests came and went, but the
party continued. Then it rang and several guests shouted, "Come
in!" A small man opened the door and entered. No one knew him, but the
host met him in a friendly manner inviting him to have a drink at the bar.
The man enjoyed sitting there and drinking for an hour and a half. Suddenly
he got up and looked at his host. "You must know," he said,
"no one invited me to this party, I do not know you, I do not know your
wife and none of your guests, my wife and me wanted to go out in our car, but
there's a car in front of our gate That's why I came here to find the owner,
and my wife is in the car, waiting for me to come back!"
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3)
A new phone number
Mr
Miller had a new phone number. Before he got it, it was the number of a shop.
The store by then had a new number, but many women did not know that, so they
continued to call the old one. At first, Mr and Mrs Miller always said,
"Sorry, you chose the wrong number, the shop has a new one now."
But women continued to call them to order something, so that after a certain
time Mr and Mrs Miller began to answer in that way, "Good morning, madam,
what shall we send you today?" The couple thought they might stop
calling the women if those did not get their things. But that did not help Mr
and Mrs Miller, because the women started to call them even more, and
furiously lamented, "Where are my things? I have not received my things
yet! Why haven’t you sent my things yet?"
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