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3)
Mrs Miller’s telephone number
The
phone number of Mrs Miller was three-four-six-three, and the number of the
cinema in her city three-four-six-four, so people often made a mistake and
called her instead of the cinema. One evening, the telephone rang again and
Mrs Miller answered the phone. A tired man's voice asked, "When do you
start your last movie?" "I'm sorry," said Mrs Miller,
"but you dialled the wrong number, this is not the cinema."
"Oh, it started twenty minutes ago," said the man. "That's too
bad. Thank you! Goodbye." Mrs Miller was very surprised, so she told her
husband. He laughed and said: "The man's wife wanted to go to the
movies, but he felt tired, so he called the cinema. His wife could hear him,
but could not hear you. Tonight they will stay at home, and the man is
happy!"
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2)
A man in Switzerland
A long time ago, man had some business in Switzerland, so that he took leave of his wife at
the airport and got on the plane. After ten days his work in Switzerland was
finished, and so he bought a ticket for the journey back home. Then he went
to the post office to send a telegram to his wife. After having written it,
he gave it to the woman at the counter. The telegram read: 'My love! I'll be
back tonight.' He asked how much it cost. She told him, and he counted his
Swiss money. He did not have enough and did not want to change more.
"Take the words 'my love' out of my telegram," he said, "then
I have enough money to pay for it!" "No," she said opening her
purse, and took out some money. "For the words 'My Love,' I will pay.
Wives need these words from their husbands."
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1)
The ladies club
A
Women's Club held a meeting every Friday afternoon and some expert was
invited to give a lecture about important things. Afterwards they drank tea
and could ask questions. One Friday a gentleman came to speak to the club
about nourishment and said that there was not enough food for everyone in the
world, more than half of the people in the world suffered from hunger, and if
they had more food, they would get more babies, so they never stopped being
hungry. Everywhere in the world, day and night and every minute, a woman gave
birth to a baby. What should be done about it? He waited a few seconds. But
before he could continue, one of the ladies said, "Well, why don’t we
just find this woman and stop her?"
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