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3) Two old men
Two old men are friends. Having a
day off last Thursday they went for a walk. But it being cold and wet on the
streets, after fifteen minutes they went to a big shop where cheap second
hand goods were sold. Each of the old men said to himself that the other one
went in to buy something. But both were in the shop because it was warm and
dry. Staying for another quarter of an hour they looked at many things, and
each of them thought by himself, "He doesn’t want anything, he's like
me." Then one of them said, "We won’t buy anything here, will we?
Let's go and look at some nice things in the expensive stores."
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2) Twins
Ann and Julia are twins, and ten
years old. Loving beautiful clothes they always want the same. Last week,
their mother said she would buy them new clothes that day. The girls were
very happy. Having taken her children to a shop she asked them what colour
they wanted that time. "Blue," they both answered together, and
everyone laughed. A shop assistant brought them some nice blue dresses and
the twins put them on. She told them there was a mirror on the wall. Their
mother laughing again said, "They don’t need a mirror, they always look
at each other."
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1) For a week
Tom Miller being twenty years old
visited the manager of a bank because he wanted to work there. The manager
asked him where and how long he had recently worked. Tom replied that he had
spent a year and a half in an office in London. The manager calling the
company in London spoke to the local manager. "Yes, Tom Miller was with
us for a year and a half, but only worked for a week during that time."
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3)
Breakfast with another man
Mr
Smith travelling abroad for a few months grew a moustache and a beard there.
Then having come back to England, he went on vacation with his wife in a
hotel by the sea. After the first day, his wife told him she did not like his
beard. He shaved it off, but not his moustache. The following morning telling
himself that he no longer liked his moustache, he also shaved it off. Then he
and his wife went to breakfast, and all the people at the other tables
looking at them started whispering, "Every morning, this woman comes to
breakfast with another man!"
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2)
Driving very fast!
Mr
Smith had a twelve-year-old son named Tom. Mr Smith driving to work every day
on the way brought his son to school. Tom wanted a bicycle very much because
many of his friends rode to school on their bicycles. Once, Mr Smith stopping
his car at a red light said to Tom, "I'll buy you a bike next month,
Tom, but first I'll ask you some questions. Well, do you know the meaning of
this traffic light?" "Yes," Tom answered immediately.
"Red is 'stop', green is 'go', and yellow is 'go very fast'!"
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1)
The great ball
Mrs
Smith told her husband that a great ball would take place a great ball in the
town hall that Saturday, all the other women would wear new dresses and for
that reason she wanted a new one too. But her husband replied that he
wouldn’t buy her a new dress. Then she went to a store, buying a nice dress
she had it written on her husband's account, but did not tell him about it.
She wore the dress on the dance, and everyone praised it. At midnight, Mr and
Mrs Smith going home, he wanted to flatter his wife: "You were as
beautiful in your old dress as all the other women in their new one."
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