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3)
Mrs Miller and her little garden
Mrs
Miller had a small garden behind the house, where she planted some vegetables
in spring. She looked after it carefully, and when summer came, it looked
very beautiful. One evening Mrs Miller looked at the vegetables and decided
to harvest them the next day and that the family could eat them then. But the
next morning, her son ran into the kitchen shouting: "Mother, come
quickly! Our neighbour’s ducks are in the garden and eating away our
vegetables!" Mrs. Miller ran out, but it was too late. All the
vegetables were gone. Mrs. Miller cried bitterly, and her neighbour was very
sorry, but that was the end of the vegetables. Then a few days before
Christmas, Mrs Miller’s neighbour brought a package containing a beautiful,
fat duck, and a piece of paper saying, "Enjoy your vegetables!"
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Mittwoch, 19. September 2018
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2)
Workers
In
a small factory there was no canteen and no restaurant nearby, so the workers
brought food from home and ate it at lunchtime in the factory. One of the
workers always had fish sandwiches. Every day he took one of them out of his
bag, bit into it, and then angrily threw it away. One day one of his colleagues
finally asked him whether he did not like fish sandwiches. Jim answered that
he hated them. "Why is your wife preparing them for you every day? There
are many other tasty spreads for sandwiches. Tell her, and she'll use other
spreads!" "It's not that easy," Jim replied. "I do not
have a wife, I prepare the sandwiches myself."
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1)
Fear of flying
An
old lady in a plane had a blanket over her head not wanting to take it off.
The stewardess spoke to her, but the old lady just muttered that she had
never been on a plane before, was very frightened, and would keep that
blanket over her head until the plane had landed again. Then the captain came
and introduced himself. He informed the lady that the weather was fine, that
there were no clouds in the sky and everything was running like clockwork.
But she kept hiding. So the captain turned and walked away. Then the old lady
looked out under her cover with one eye saying gently, "I'm sorry, young
man, but I do not like planes and will never fly again, but I want to tell
you confidentially that your wife and you keep the plane very clean!"
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