Lesson 265 Written by Rainer: rainer.lehrer@yahoo.com Learn languages (via Skype): Rainer: + 36 20 549 52 97 or + 36 20 334 79 74

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Lesson 265

1) Fear of flying An old lady in a plane had a blanket over her head not wanting to take it off. The stewardess spoke to her, but the old lady just muttered that she had never been on a plane before, was very frightened, and would keep that blanket over her head until the plane had landed again. Then the captain came and introduced himself. He informed the lady that the weather was fine, that there were no clouds in the sky and everything was running like clockwork. But she kept hiding. So the captain turned and walked away. Then the old lady looked out under her cover with one eye saying gently, "I'm sorry, young man, but I do not like planes and will never fly again, but I want to tell you confidentially that your wife and you keep the plane very clean!"

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