Lesson 398
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4) The stars below
John was a calm, serious
young man. He had studied a lot for a year and when he passed his exams, his
friend Bill went to congratulate him and then had a serious conversation with
him. "You have never been to a dance, John," he said, "it is
boring to just study and never have fun. Go out with me tonight!"
"Perhaps you are right, Bill," John replied after some hesitation.
So they went to a dance to have a pleasant time. However, John drank more
than he was used to and at midnight Bill worried about him. So he said,"
Now we are going home in the cool air." On their way home they came to a
bridge and John looked down attentively at the river. The stars were
reflected in its smooth surface." What kind of lights are those down
there?" John asked. "These are the stars, John," answered
Bill. "The stars?" said John: "Well! How did I get up
here?"
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Dienstag, 7. Juli 2020
Mittwoch, 1. Juli 2020
Lesson 397
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3) For all of you
A priest walking through
a small town saw a blackboard in front of a school entrance. It had been put
to dry. At the foot of the board, there was a piece of chalk. The priest took
it and wrote in large letters: "I am a priest and I pray for you
all." A lawyer came by and when he saw what the priest had written, he
added: "I am a lawyer and I defend you all." Then a doctor came by,
took the piece of chalk and wrote on the blackboard: "I am a doctor and
I heal you all." An ordinary citizen stopped, looked at what the others
had written, thought for a few seconds and then wrote: "I am an ordinary
citizen and pay for all of you."
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Sonntag, 28. Juni 2020
Lesson 396
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2) A very big baby
Lucy and Helen were good
friends. They were in the same class at school and often visited each other
at home on weekends. When they were both eight years old, Lucy's mother gave
birth to a baby. Lucy was overjoyed to have a little sister and always talked
to Helen about it, who had no brothers or sisters. At first, Helen was very
interested in the new baby, but after a while, she found it boring. She was
also a little jealous. When the two girls were playing in the schoolyard one
morning, Lucy enthusiastically said to her friend: "You know, Helen? My
little sister has gained almost two hundred grams this week."
"That's not a lot," Helen replied. "I know a baby that is gaining
five kilograms a day." "Oh, that can't be true," Lucy replied
contemptuously. "Whose baby is it?" "An elephant’s," said
Helen.
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Dienstag, 23. Juni 2020
Lesson 395
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1) Without cream or
without milk
Jane was a very
beautiful, young girl. She was used to seeing some men admiring her and
others being confused and shy when they saw her. One summer, Jane went abroad
on holiday, she went to a café in a small town, sat down, and waited to be
served. The young waiter had spoken to someone at the bar when she came in
and at first didn't pay attention to her because he hadn't looked at her
properly. Then he turned and saw how beautiful she was. His face turned
bright red and he hurried to take her order. "I want coffee without
cream, please!" Jane said. The waiter hurried out and came back a few
minutes later without the coffee. "I'm very sorry," he said,
"but we have no cream. Would you like your coffee without milk?"
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Dienstag, 21. April 2020
Lesson 394
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8) Not as long as I'm
here
A civil war between the
northern and southern states began in the United States in eighteen
sixty-one. The war was fought with great bitterness until the northern states
were victorious in eighteen hundred and sixty-five. However, until today,
many people from the southern states have neither forgotten their defeat nor
forgiven the people from the northern states. A few years ago, a group of
American tourists was on the battlefields of the civil war with a guide from
one of the southern states. At each location, the guide told thrilling
stories about how few southern soldiers defeated powerful northern forces
there. Finally, one of the tourists, a woman from the north, stopped the
guide saying to him, "but the army of the northern states must have won
at least one victory in the civil war?" "Not as long as I am the
guide here, Madame!" the southern guide answered.
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