Lesson 387
Learn languages
(via Skype): Rainer: + 36 20 549 52 97 or + 36 20 334 79 74
|
|||||||
------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|||||||
|
|||||||
1) A dozen bottles of
good wine
A man had to go to court
and asked his lawyer which judge would hear his case. His lawyer told him and
asked, "do you know him?" The man replied, "no, but I wanted
to know his name so I could send him a dozen bottles of good wine." The
lawyer was terribly shocked. "You can't do that," he said,
"you would very seriously break the law and lose the case for
sure." A few weeks later, the case was heard and the man won. When he
left the court, he said to his lawyer, "My gift to the judge was quite
successful, wasn't it?" The lawyer was even more shocked than before and
asked, "what? Did you really send him this wine, after what I explained
to you?" "Yes, of course," the man replied, "but I put my
opponent's name on the card I sent with the wine."
|
|||||||
------------------------------------------------
|
|||||||
----------------------------------------------
|
|||||||
----------------------------------------------
|
|||||||
|
Montag, 20. April 2020
Abonnieren
Kommentare zum Post (Atom)
Keine Kommentare:
Kommentar veröffentlichen